Top 10 diversions that keep me from blogging:
10-Surrogate mothering alien baby embryo's.
9- Filling in as body double for Jullianne Hough On "Dancing with the Stars."
8-Spray painting dirty remarks about self and phone number over every campain sign in neighborhood.
7-Waiting hopefully by phone
6-Carrying "Survivor Man's" cameras across the Amazon. ("Les. Les! Wait Les! Play your harmonica for me and I'll give you a Snickers bar! Stop running!)
5- Bulking up for winter on the chocolate cheese cake flavored donut diet.
4-Calling hubby's new job. Tell his hot assistant I am an undefeated extreme fighter with anger issues. Ask her over for dinner. Or throat punching.
3- Write own honest quarterly job evaluation for boss. Show boss and have him sign. Fax the fake glowing review into office instead. Spend undeserved raise at strip club at lunch break.
2-Shop for a lake side cabin on Craigs List. Trade both kids for cozy fixer upper with semi-detached meth lab a short distance from swamp.
1-Shaving head. Gluing fresh cat to scalp daily.
Saturday, October 25, 2008
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3 comments:
"She's Baack!", RJ says in his best Jack Nickelson voice.
If you shave your head will you shave your eyebrows,too?
RJ- you sounded just like him.
Jon, of course I will. I'd look mighty silly otherwise.
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